Page 6 of Chapter Four.  Enjoy!

You know, when the world becomes an oppressive cesspool of suck and your life and all its achievements become synonymous with the word “FAIL”, remember this:

Doris Day is coming out with a new album a week from Tuesday.

You heard right.

DORIS FUCKING DAY.

And you know what?  She sounds pretty damn good for someone who’s almost 90.

Merry Christmas, Planet Earth.